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Meet the Babies. Burped up from the Rainbow Swamp, Adorkable Babies come and live in LOLZ with you.

LANCE, THE UNICORN BABY

Who needs a C-section when you've got this little one? Seriously, he's a magical mare who *hearts* glam rock, sweats pixie dust and toots candy-coated sprinkles.

VELVET, BARITONE BABY, BABY

Velvet could charm the diapers off any fine female with his super-deep voice and way with words (even though he only knows twelve of them).

EUGENE, PRETTY DARN NERDY

Originally scheduled to be born on March 10th, Eugene somehow altered the moon's gravitational pull, affected the tides and changed his due date to 3.14.

LABELINA, A REAL PRINCESS

Designer diapers. Diamond-encrusted rattles. It’s only the best for this label-loving baby who was jet-setting before she could walk. Actually, she still can't walk.

SKETCHIE, A VERY ARTY BABY

Her self-portrait finger paintings now hang on some of the most famous refrigerators in the world. For inspiration, she turns to juice boxes.

STARLA, LIL EXPLORER

Forget the baby gate, because nothing can stop a mini-space cadet on a mission to explore the world outside of a uterus.

NEPTINA, A MERBABY

Ahoy! It’s Neptina, singing a Siren nursery rhyme and luring toy tugboats to their doom. Because on a scale of 1 to 10, her cutesy appeal is off the nautical charts.

SHUG, CALORIE OVERLOAD BABY

His first word was “mine!” A few days later, he burped up a “Gimme.” Now, his vocab is all the way up to “want,” “more” and “want more.” Sure, he doesn’t really deserve all the snacks and toys, but just like the absorbency of his big ol’ diaper, there’s always room for more.

PAWL, AWWW, A PUPPY!

He’s had all his shots, but that doesn’t mean he’s above peeing on your leg as he scoots by on all fours, then cleans himself.

BABY X, X-RAY BABY

Not much is known about this mysteriously mutated chubster, except that his X-ray eyes can see through the thickest baby window shade, heat up a bottle of formula and warm your heart.

CHUCKLES, SILLY JESTER BABY

He’s played Tiny Tots Komedy Klub! He’s headlined the Poops n' Grins Factory! Next year, don’t miss his PPV special, “Pee Pee, Poo Poo and other Hilarious Bodily Fluids!” It’s a miniature laugh riot full of exclamation points!!

SCOOPS, ICE CREAM BABY

Ever open your grocer’s freezer and hear the giggling gurgle of a tri-flavored concoction of delicious delight in a diaper? No? Well, then you’re missing out on the most Neapolitan neophyte this side of the TV dinner aisle.

OWIE!, VAMPIRE BABY

There will be no evening naps for this night crawler. Want to stay on his good side? Just give him a fresh blood bottle, put him in his cryptic crib and, for the love of Dracula, draw the shades before the sun comes up.

BOWIE, RAINBOW BABY

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a… he? She? Him? Her? No matter what’s hidden in that diaper, s/he went on to Internet fame as the star of the often-viewed “Quadruple Rainbow Baby” video.
All the way!

MANDIBLE, ZOMBIE BABY

An insatiable appetite for human flesh pretty much makes him a no-go for most play dates, but he doesn’t mind (with what little mind he has left). He gets his kicks by hiding in the sandbox and nibbling on the unsuspecting toes of his deliciously chubby classmates.

LIL' $PIT-UP, ATL BABY

Born and not-yet-raised in the heart of the city, Lil $pit-Up is a true baby ATLien. Even one snowflake sends him crawling to the store for a milk and crackers. Most days, you can find him somewhere in Even Littler 5 Points refreshing his temporary tattoos.

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